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who’s this douchefag? 

Your name is RICKY DARKE and hot DAMN do you love penis.

-one of these days i’ll stop being lazy and actually write a good profile-

Shit about me that you don’t care about:

  • My Chemical Romance is my all-time favorite band so fuck you. Don’t get me started on my love for them because I swear, within five minutes you’ll be up to your buttocks in fanboy wankery. Really. I can go on for hours just talking about Gerard’s ~thighs~, don’t even try and talk to me about their music. Your ass will never recover from that conversation.
  • Homestuck. Oh my god, Homestuck. This is a Homestuck blog. I am a homestuck. My life is Homestuck. If you don’t like Homestuck, get out. Save yourself.
  • Favorite Bands: My Chemical Romance (obviously), Mindless Self Indulgence, The Used and MGMT.
  • I like anime. GASP. My favorites are Fullmetal Alchemist, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, Elfen Lied and Rozen Maiden. I also like manga, prefer it most of the time, can’t remember my favorites because it’s been a while since I gave up my ~otaku~ life. Slowly getting into comic books, my favorites are Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and the Umbrella Academy.
  • I was diagnosed with bipolar (type II) about three years ago. And, according to a bunch of psychiatrists who are still trying to figure out my mental condition, I am a sociopath. of sorts. Hence my ‘average psychopath’ spiel.

    Why am I telling you this? Is it because I’m proud of it? No. Is it because I think it’s cool? Fuck no. I’m telling you because that’s a major part of who I am and because I have no secrets. My life has become an open book, seriously, ask me anything, any fucking thing, and I will answer honestly. I also have a bad habit of broadcasting my personal life concerning said mental health on my blog so I might as well get it all out there so you know what kind of pissy cockshit you’re dealing with. Have fun with that :B
  • Orientation: Because it’s tumblr and getting a super special orientation is like a fucking requirement. Aromantic homosexual transboy. yeeeeee
  • I act, write, draw and roleplay. Yeah, that’s it. 

Okay, bye.