princekarkat:

apollosglare:

You are the Page of Hope.

Derse Dreamer

Your genetic sequence is TG.

eeeeeeeeee

You are the Thief of Breath.

Derse Dreamer

Your genetic sequence is CG.

cg

for cool guy 8J

You are the Prince of Void.

Derse Dreamer

Your genetic sequence is AT.

aw yiss

(Source: shimmz)

protohipster:

jonathanegbert:

davidstrider:

Message from God to dave: “Stop looking at porn and start working already.”

Message from God to john: “It’s time to wake the power sleeping within you.”

Message from God to Madeleine: “Hentai! Hentai! Hentai!”

praise the lord

Message from God to ricky: “I’m always watching you ＜●＞＜●＞”

oh no

(Source: justcallmemad)

crabkind:

heydonny:

queenofthesmileys:

REBLOG WITH YOURSELF!!

hell

yes

k

(Source: casuallyweird)

LET’S ALL GIVE A QUICK “THANK YOU” TO THOSE WHO GOT US INTO HOMESTUCK!! 

fuckyeahashes:

orangelemonartt:

sassy-hipster-karkat:

swwimmin-in-science:

geromytime:

yiffmyass:

thanks tumblr for helping me sell my soul

tHANKS YASMIN!

thanks all you tamatalk people kisses you gently on the head

also rEN <><><><>

YES I THANK MY MOIRAIL UP ABOVE ME RIGHT THERE AND THE OTHERS OF TAMATALK <>

THANK YOU MARI AND THANK YOU WHOEVER DREW MARI’S ADORABLE FB PROFILE PICTURE LAST YEAR WITH JOHN GIGGLING AT DAVE IN EARMUFFS AND A BIG BROWN JACKET. IT WAS SO CUTE AND IT CATAPULTED ME INTO THIS FANDOM.

D — > Thanks no one i read it because it wouldnt go away and i wanted to trick people into reading my comic by drawing fanart

thank you /y/ board on 4chan and all the lovvely porn of wweirdass underaged alien boys

(Source: nepetaschoiceass)

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princekarkat:

synnesai:

wolfskitten:

sardonicpuppeteer:

It’s pretty pointless, you just pick between two things.

It was kind of easy for me at first, it gave me shit like… “dogs vs tacos” so it’s really not even a toss-up, but then…

Cigarettes vs Vodka.

I’ve been staring at it for going on ten minutes now.

I’m stuck on Hugs or Steak

oohhhh

dogs vs spiders

oh

oh no

i cant choosE THOSE ARE MY FAVOURITE THIGNS

shoplifting or abortion

um

1) open google 2) search your first name, only your first name 3) take the first picture that comes up 4) upload it to tumblr 5) this is you in 10 years 

fuckyeahashes:

marxisforbros:

keenpeach:

suddenlywhaledicks:

wow great

hm

Is this an ABC family movie?

I was going to do this, but the entire first page is one incredibly popular female model and it would totally give my name away. 

gay

how

(Source: dementorsinmypub)

fuckyeahashes:

gutsygumshoe:

unicornholio:

Do this

everybodyska:

oldphase:

drugswhoneedsdrugsihaveadhd:

reeshbooty:

do this

^.^

:3

Oops that isn’t me

It’s Mr Fisher

That wasn’t supposed to happen

I’ll try again

That one actually is me wow

Stupid me

Hello Graveler, I love you

whenever I do these I try to look like a huge tool

I almost used Zebstrika but decided that nothing beats out my precious Cyndaquil.

Nothing.

why did this take me so long…

gutsygumshoe:

meltdownnnn:

lordbutts:

Normal type
The sweetest and most friendly type! A highly affectionate person, you always love others before yourself- which means you often feel quite humble and modest. You are also very cuddlesome and people flock to you for comfort!
If you were a Pokemon, you would be the least violent of them all, and instead focus your power on healing and caring for other Pokemon.
Normal Moves that suit you are Heal Bell, Sweet Kiss and Helping Hand.

….does this mean i can be an audino

GHOST TYPE
The naughtiest and most playful type! A highly mischevous person, you enjoy bending the rules a little so things can be more fun. Despite your big sense of humour, you do have a serious side to you- and the contrast can confuse people.
If you were a Pokemon, you would be the kind who haunts old buildings or shrines to pull pranks on the visitors.
Ghost Moves that suit you are Astonish, Shadow Sneak and Confuse Ray.

how can i b ghost if im a big fat baby

NORMAL (AKA YOU WILL NEVER BE COOL)

The sweetest and most friendly type! A highly affectionate person, you always love others before yourself- which means you often feel quite humble and modest. You are also very cuddlesome and people flock to you for comfort!
If you were a Pokemon, you would be the least violent of them all, and instead focus your power on healing and caring for other Pokemon.
Normal Moves that suit you are Heal Bell, Sweet Kiss and Helping Hand.

I will be fine with this if and only if I get to be a Sawsbuck (they’re half normal shutup)

DARK TYPE
The cruelest and most feared type! A highly dangerous person, you prefer to be feared more than loved, only becoming friends with people who you can manipulate. You’re very cunning and know how to get what you want.
If you were a Pokemon, you would most likely want to aid Team Rocket with their evil schemes.
Dark Moves that suit you are Bite, Nasty Plot and Torment.

o

(Source: kaito-choice-booty)

freeze right now and take a picture with your webcam 

bucketmonster:

halcyoncoils:

homestuckfandom:

suckmyphallus:

vriskashka:

negi-toro:

goldfishstreet:

do not move
do not smooth your hair
do not put down what you’re eating/drinking

too lazy to sit up straight: the life and times

i look high as a fucking kite jesus

I look like I’m sucking my thumb

ok

lol  ok  yes i brush the bald side of my head.  it feels cool.

i was singing :(

(Source: nijibog)